DarthDemolsis

Now it's clear to ANYONE who has been watching me and is not surgically blind that I am BIG into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. They pulled off quite a bit, made superhero movies fun again and continue to change not just their own genre of film, but film in general. And I can't think of any better hero to kick of the third and presumably final phase of their series than my favorite Avenger, the Star-Spangled Man with a Plan himself, Steve Rogers, AKA Captain America. And can you blame me? He's brave, selfless, courageous, patriotic and just an all-around nice guy. I used to think that Iron Man was the definitive Avenger for me mostly because

Ant-Man is the twelfth installment in the popular and seemingly never-ending Marvel Cinematic Universe. When Age of Ultron came across to people as too unfocused and cluttered, Ant-Man came in as welcome detour away from the main team of superheroes audiences have grown accustomed to with a look at a much smaller hero (pun intended) who is just getting his start. It drew in generally positive reviews from critics and audiences, did well enough at the box-office and overall was a welcome addition to Marvel's continuously growing roster of heroes on film... so is it bad to say that I think it's a little overrated? *Dozens of guns are cocked an

I... I honestly don't know where to begin on this one. REALLY talented people were involved in this production. Josh Trank, co-writer and director of Chronicle, Michael B. Jordan, Toby FREAKING KOBA Kebbell... and this movie was just so goddamn BORING! I honestly could just sum up the movie right there, but unlike FOX, I actually care to go the extra mile and deliver something of value. And I'm gonna say this right now, there are spoilers inbound in this review. No, you know what? To call them spoilers would imply that there's something interesting in the film to begin with. I'm calling these warnings, warnings of a piece of feces film that p

Ya know, fiction has produced a LOT of interesting and unique female characters. So interesting and unique that you actually sometimes prefer THEM over some of the actual REAL people in life. Of course, we all have to accept the reality that they're the product of entertainment and that no matter how much we dream, they'll never truly exist. But abandon any form of logic that says so for a brief moment and imagine if they were real. Would they be just as appealing and interesting in real life as they are in our imagination? Or would they come across as unrealistic and not at all how people in the real world are like? Well, let's find out by